UNB Staff

Harlan Ryudo

KNOWN ALIASES:  HarHar, Dood, The Head Uber

He’s not quite right in the head, and he’s a lazy ass who still won’t get off his butt and draw some webcomics.  He’s gets bored easily, fueled by Pepsi, and has a short attention span.

Ryuu

KNOWN ALIASES:  Wyuu, Brave Senshi

Harlan’s mythical 2nd-in-command.  He’s only obtained this position because Harlan has known him the longest.  Out of everyone on the staff, he’s probably the most “normal”.  Or at least, the closest you can get to normal around here.

Garlyle

KNOWN ALIASES:  Gar, Zel,  Zelly Beans, Zel Zel

This evil, evil Canadian is about the only person on the staff who probably blows all his money on videogames whenever he can.  Well, he’s probably tied with Harlan in that regard, but still, his evil Canadian ways have no bounds.

Trinku

KNOWN ALIASES:  We’d tell you, but most of them are too rude to post.

We could use this space to make fun of Trinku, but hey, you’re gonna find out eventually, so why ruin the surprise?  He’s UNB’s whipping boy… we’ve broken his spirit already… but why stop there?

Cecil Hoshino

KNOWN ALIASES:  Happy, The Other Canadian

Not as evil as his fellow Canadian, Garlyle, Cecil is a somewhat idealistic minded individual who has no place being in UNB.  That’s why we’re corrupting his fertile young mind and making him like Harlan.  Yes, that would be considered inhumane.

Kinzoku

KNOWN ALIASES:  Kin, Kin Kin, Bagel

We have no idea who this guy is.  He showed up one day with some bagels.  We hear he likes robots.  And we mean he really LIKES robots.  *nudge nudge wink wink say no more*

VentcoreFrog

KNOWN ALIASES:  Venty, El Luchadore

One of the newest members of UNB, his sorry soul is oblivious to the fact that he’s the new guinea pig.  He won’t last long.  Maybe.